But on to this week’s question. I asked all of my top five furry girls this poignant question: Since being in a relationship with someone also includes their parent(s), I’d love to hear about how you get along with your mom and/or dad. Are they protective? Suspicious? Generous with table scraps? Partial to tan chihuahuas? Tell me all about my possible future in-laws! Here’s what my fabulous four-leggers had to say on the subject…

#6. Bella said: Oh Burger, I know you and my parents would get along so well! My dad (his name is Joshua) has a ton of energy and always plays with me. He used to work in construction, but after college decided to go into real estate. My mom (her name is Mallory) is the one I’m most protective over. I make sure nobody hurts her and in return she snuggles me. My mom’s job is in politics and for fun she comes home and helps people design rooms in their homes. See, I think you’d get along with them just fine… they love houses, playing, and cuddling. Mom and dad are actually the ones who showed me your picture for the first time and boy was I ever in love. I’m quite positive you’re the only dog my parents would be okay with- they love me a whole lot and don’t trust just any pup!

#11. Stella said: My parents and I are really close. I’m very cuddly (wink, wink) so they let me up on the couch when I need to nap or watch TV, and they sometimes allow me to crawl into their bed in the middle of the night to keep warm. They are such dog lovers that there is no doubt in my mind they would adore you like I do! I can’t wait for you to join me in the kitchen to look for falling food while mom cooks. I’ve won them over with my charm and cuteness, so they pretty much let me do whatever. On a side note, I’ll have you know that I’m a very good girlfriend, Burger. I’ll even watch sports with you. How many cute girls can say that?

#14. Juno said: Your potential future in-laws are DEFINITELY partial to tan chihuahuas. They LOVE to take me to the dog park, and while I’m off having a good run I’ve noticed that they really like playing with any of the other dogs there. They are certainly protective of me, but since they’re trying to help me come out of my shell they always let me introduce myself to any other pooches we meet. One thing I do think you should know: my parents make me wear sweaters too. I know you’re not a huge fan. I’m not either, which is why I always manage to wriggle out them (even the tight ones – HA!) but I must say they do keep me warm. Plus my mom actually knitted me a sweater so it fits perfectly! She might make one for you if you send me the measurement around your chest. And I’m not just trying to get that info for myself, honest. Really. It’s for my mom. I swear.

#15. Nico said: I LOVE MY PARENTS! They are the coolest parents in our neighborhood! Some kids hate their parents when they are our age and they become so rebellious, but not me! I can tell them everything (even when I need to go potty). They are open minded and love tan chihuahuas. Sometimes when my daddy makes hamburgers, he makes a little one just for me! I’m sure he won’t mind making one for you too! They are very protective over me and sometimes they act suspicious, but usually only when I’ve told a little white lie (like when my dad has already fed me dinner and I tell my mommy that I haven’t eaten yet! hehe). My folks are the greatest. They tell me all the time: “once you go chihuahua, you never go back!”

#22. Coco said: This is a great question since I hear in-laws are something many couples fight over, and the only thing I want to fight with you about is who our future puppies will resemble more. My parents are my BFFs. I follow them around and never leave them alone. They think this is because I miss them, but really I just want to make sure they’re not sneaking snacks without me. And oh how they spoil me- I sleep in the bed, get the occasional table scrap, and sometimes even get carried up the stairs (have you seen this body? I’m like a cinderblock walking on toothpicks- stairs are bad for my joints!). My mom knows all the best scratching spots and my dad is super fun to chase frantically around the house. Believe me, with your devastatingly handsome looks, you’re a shoo-in for some sweet in-law loving. If all else fails, just do that paw over the eyes look and trust me, you’ll get a treat in no time.

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So there you have all of the lovely ladies who make me want to meet the parents. Here’s hoping it goes smoother than that Ben Stiller movie. But unfortunately the time has come for me to announce the two lucky finalists who will be moving on to the last round. Again, it was incredibly hard to eliminate any of you wonderful lovebirds and I hope that we meet again (maybe at the movies or in the grocery store?). Mom read all the answers very carefully and evenly out loud and just waited to see which ones really got my attention. And I did what I could to pick a pair of pooches that seem the most compatible with little ol’ me- I promise! So without further ado, I present the two remaining ladies who make me want to bring them home to my mom and dad:

• #14. Juno
• #15. Nico

Whew. And I’m spent. That never fails to be emotionally exhausting. Seriously, it’s no fun to lose any of you pretty pooches. Sniffle. But I’m one step closer to finding my true soul mate. Any remaining favorites that you guys want to cheer on? Any ideas about what my last big question should be for these two sexy little four-leggers? Do tell. And stay tuned for the final “episode” of the bachelor coming next week…

First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Doesn’t it make your heart swell with lust?

But on to this week’s question. I asked all of my lovelies to describe their dream date with me. Where would we go? What would we do? Here’s what my fabulous furry finalists had to say on the subject of wining and dining me.

#1. Penny Pinscher said:The day would start off with your mom and dad coming over (isn’t it a drag that they won’t give us driver’s licenses!?) then we’d take a walk and sniff every single blade of grass as we properly marked “our spots” and chase every squirrel and bug on the block! Our ‘rents would then take us to McDonald’s! Sure it isn’t “healthy” but we could share some fries and even a hamburger (by that I mean no disrespect, for you are delish my sweet Burger King…get it?! Ha!).

#6. Bella said: My perfect date would consist of fun, food, sun, rest, and of course you! I’m thinking a great hike or a trip to a park where we can chase bugs and squirrels. Our tummies would be growling after all those adventures so food would be a must. After that we could curl up in the sun. I’d LOVE to see the East Coast because you and your parents make it seem so fun, but anywhere with a warm beach would be perfect since we both love sunshine! It wouldn’t matter where, just as long as we could bask in the sun together all day. Talking about a date with you sure makes me giddy…

#8. Gela said: I would love to take you to my home town, Mineo Sicily. We could eat some fantastic Italian food, take in the view (Mineo is on top of a big hill) and best of all we could chase the local kitties. When it starts to get dark we can watch the sun set behind the volcano, all while giving each other puppy kisses.

#11. Stella said: I have to say that a dream trip for me would include running around with a basket of treats at the ready. Don’t you just love the sunshine on your face? I sure do. I imagine laying next to you on a soft blanket in the sun, near a lake or creek that we could sneak some sips of water from. All while I feed you some treats. How romantic! We have lots of places here in Atlanta that I’d take you to. Give me the chance Burger!

#14. Juno said: My dream vacation is close to home: the dog park. Getting to run around off-leash is my favorite thing, and it’s the only time I ever let my guard down and run like the wind. I would guard the perimeter while you hunted bugs- then when we got tired we could curl up in a corner together, or go check out the other dogs and get some quality butt-sniffing time!

#15. Nico said: For our dream date I would take you to my grandparents lake house. We can play in the woods behind their house and who knows we might even see some deer! We can also dip our little toes in the lake, it’s still pretty warm in Georgia during the day! After playing all day, we would stop for a quick bite to eat, my grandma usually makes me something homemade. Of course we would need to take a long nap to recharge our batteries. I love sleeping outside, especially when it’s sunny. As it starts to get darker, we can get the fireplace going and cuddle under some warm blankets!

#17. Snoopy said: Oh Burger I’m the happiest beagle alive! Thanks for picking me! For our dream date I’m going to have to say Tahiti. Mom and I were watching International House Hunters and saw that it has lots of bugs we can chase (picture us running after the critters, slow motion, on the beach, waves crashing). And I like to have no agenda on my vay-k, so we can take it ALL in. Of course, I would always consider your input! Good luck with your decision!! Hopefully one day we can take that dream trip together. Here’s to dreaming!

#19. Seneca said: I’d take you to the beautiful ski slopes out here in Colorado. We’d roll around in the snow (it’s so much fun and feels so good on my nose!!) and then snuggle by a big fireplace at a ski lodge and order two warm milks. Then we could see where things go… I have a sexy little sweater number that I’d wear. Ok, so it’s hard to admit that it’s sexy – I think I’m sexier in the buff without any of those annoying clothes on- but maybe one day you can see for yourself!  (I can’t wink, but…*high five!*)

#22. Coco said: Oh, my sweet hamberguesa, I want a lifetime of sharing tacos with you and parading around without a stitch of embarrassing clothing on. Although I would love a date at the zoo! We’d start off at the bug exhibit so you can show me those alluring hunting skills of yours. Then we’d go to the elephant house because I think they’re cool (but also so I will look more petite in comparison- hey, even Kim Kardashian claims to be a size 2!). We’d also follow the littlest humans around (they drop A LOT of food and since I know you’re eco-conscious I’d happily scarf up their delicious litter with you). Then we’d dine at a churrascaria, sharing plate after plate of meat and pass out in a food coma on the couch together.

#24. Lola said: I’m SO SO SO excited to make your top ten! My mom keeps showing the site to everyone- it’s like I’m a celebrity! As for our date, first I’d beg your parentals to bring you up to Nova Scotia for a little seaside frolicking. Running around on the sand is super-fun, and I’d show you how to walk right out into the waves. We’d let our parents make a big scary bonfire and they’d use it to make yummy-yummy bacon & eggs for us to eat. After chasing driftwood and digging sand pits, we’d have a cozy nap together under a pile of sun-warmed beach towels. On the way home, we’d share a drippy ice cream cone (possibly a rescued one from the boardwalk- a little sand never hurt anyone). Mmmm!

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So there you have all of the lovely ladies who make me wanna travel the globe with them. Ah the life of a jet-setting hunk like me. But unfortunately the time has come for me to announce the lucky four-leggers who will be moving on to the next round. Again, it was incredibly hard to eliminate any of you wonderful lovebirds and I hope that we meet again (maybe at the dog park or at a highway truck stop?). Mom read all the answers very carefully and evenly out loud and just waited to see which ones really got my attention. And I did what I could to pick pooches that seem the most compatible with little ol’ me- I promise! So without further ado, I present the five remaining ladies who make me long to run away with them:

• #6. Bella
• #11. Stella
• #14. Juno
• #15. Nico
• #22. Coco

I need a nap! That never fails to be emotionally exhausting. Seriously, it’s no fun to lose any of you pretty pooches. Sniffle. But I guess I’m one step closer to finding my true soul mate. Any remaining favorites that you guys want to cheer on? Any ideas about what my next big question should be for these sexy little four-leggers? Do tell. And stay tuned for the next “episode” of the bachelor coming next week…

First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Doesn’t it just make the fur on the back of your neck stand on end?

But on to this week’s question. I asked all of my lovelies what tricks they could do. Here’s what these stunning four-legged specimens had to say on the subject of shaking what their momma gave them. Show me what you’re workin’ with girls!

#1. Penny Pinscher said: Lately I’ve been quite the show off with the ‘rents. After mom bought me those yogurt drops I started pulling out all the tricks. She calls me her little circus peanut now. Not so sure what that means, but I’m thinking it’s something like a movie star because she gets really excited and takes a ton of pics, just like the do paparazzi on TV!!

#3. Babs said: Nada. My funny Valentine didn’t write me back this week. Sniffle.

#4. Milano said: I can sit, lay down and stay, sometimes. But by far, my best trick has to do with the cats. See, my parents have two cats and neither really likes me. I don’t know why – I try all the time to be friends with them! But my parents think it’s funny, apparently, and have taught me to find them. All they have to say is “Where’s Moses?” or “Where’s Mustard?” and I’ll go find the right cat and pounce on him! The cats don’t like it but it makes mom and dad laugh so hard! And then, I get a treat!

#5. Bailey said: As far as tricks go, my puppy energy keeps me on the move and makes it hard for me to concentrate on anything for very long, but since I love my parents and want to make them happy, I gave in and learned how to (drum roll please)… give a high five! It is my favorite thing to do and trust me, those human-types sure do melt at the sight of it! It gets me out of trouble all the time and always gets me a good smile and a belly rub. You should try it out!

#6. Bella said: I like to think of myself as quite the trickster. I can do all the “typical” dog tricks like sitting and staying, but I’m especially good at falling over on my back every time someone comes near to try to tempt them to pet me. It works wonders, you should try it! I have mentioned my dance moves before, but let me tell you… I dance anywhere and everywhere. My dance abilities were discovered when I heard Jock Jams playing in the background, I got right up on my hind legs and started jumping around. I would love to show you my moves, and see a few of yours as well. I’ll even let you choose the music!

#8. Gela said: Other than breaking up the fights my two cat brothers have, I can sit, lay down and shake with both paws. But one of my favorite tricks is catching the laser beam. My mum and dad have this little devise that shots out a laser and I’m the master at catching it. Even better than the fat cats! I’m also brilliant at finding inconvenient places to lay down- let’s be honest, I just like laying on feet! My parents think it’s quite odd, but I’m very talented at nibbling. When I’m playful or excited (i.e. someone’s coming home) I nibble on the closest thing to me; not to be confused with chewing, it’s strictly a nibble…

#10. Holiday said: What trick can’t I do? Of course there are the simple doggie tricks like sit, stay, and roll over, but remember, I’m a chi with superstar talent. I can wave “hi”, dance like a ballerina, and play the piano. That’s right Burger, I will serenade you anytime. And last, of course don’t forget my modeling jobs which show my talent with artful poses and strutting my way down the dogwalk -  bow wow!  Of course, there is always more to learn… I’m thinking violin next, what do you think?

#11. Stella said: Hey hot stuff! I’m so glad you asked. I do have a few cute tricks to impress you. I know all the basic tricks but my secret tricks are the most impressive. I can hear food drop on the kitchen floor from the next room and ALWAYS beat my brother to the action. My mom doesn’t even need to sweep the floor after dinner- I’ve already taken care of it. And, I’m a mobile bug killing device. I don’t eat them, I just stomp or “box” them with my paw. I can also jump higher than any other dog (to the top of the sliding glass doors, and I’m barely 2 ft tall!). I guess you can say I just have a spring in my step for you Burger.

#14. Juno said: Tricks? Hmm. I’m still coming to terms with my new house and whether or not my new family is a trick, so I’m a little behind in this department. My mom’s favorite trick is that when we’re at a stranger’s house, I will curl up at her feet, which is something I don’t do willingly at home (I prefer the comfort of my own bed). Another good one is my shrinking trick: I’m as tall as a beagle (even taller than my beagle-basset friend who weighs 5 times more than me!), but when I curl up I look as small as a chihuahua! But MY favorite trick is escaping from the dog park to go for a run!

#15. Nico said: Besides the obligatory sit & fetch, I also know how to give a double paw high five. Like I’ve mentioned before, my mami is from Peru and she likes me to keep in touch with my Latin roots so she taught me the trick I’m most proud of. I’ve learned how to dance the Jarabe Tapatio, well my version of it. I get up on two paws and bounce up and down. I would love to teach you Burger and maybe you can teach your parents!

#16. Daisy said: Great to hear from you again, I’m so excited to still be in the running! My coolest trick is that I can read your emails and reply (wink, wink). I do have a ninja like quality of being under my mom’s feet at all times. I also consider it my duty to make sure no one leaves the house without a little Daisy mark, either fur or paw marks, whichever will show up the most. But my very best trick (my mom calls it my “saving grace” whatever that means) is that I can cuddle like the best of them.

#17. Snoopy said: I’m an expert in looking cute, but I can do tricks, as well. I know how to sit and stay. Most of the time I just want to please my momma, so I know what she means when she says “go potty,” “let’s go for a walk” (which I LOOOVE), “no”,  and “bath” (just typing that word makes me shiver!). I’m pretty much a drama free woman and my mom’s my best friend (who likes being mad at their best friend? This isn’t “The Hills”!) so I try to please. Oh and I’m quite talented at catching moths (why do those things invade my house?). Plus I can hug on command! We should try it soon…

#18. Daisy May said: I’ve never really been the flashy roll-over, shake-hands kinda gal. I’m too mature for that stuff (not to say it isn’t cool, just not my bag of tricks, no pun intended). I’m very good at getting people to give me what I want, whether it’s a delicious treat or a nice-long backrub with “the look.” I have mastered this “look” over years of intense human interaction. I would also consider my ability to chase squirrels a unique gift. I know how to make a squirrel get so frustrated that he actually cries out in angst and frustration. How many of your lady friends can say that?

#19. Seneca said: Mmm, I had a hamburger-shaped treat this week and licked my lips just thinking about you. The cookie wasn’t bad either. These are things my mom and dad think are great tricks I can do: sit, lie down, roll over, crawl, shake, high five, fetch. Yawn. I have them fooled. Here are my real tricks: taking shoes out to the yard (it’s hilarious to watch mom search for a single shoe all over the house), starting a rock collection inside from our xeriscaping outside, and shredding carrots and leaving them all over the floor. I’d love to get my tongue on you, Burger! Bow wow!

#20. Jasmine said: Tricks?! Oh you would think I was a circus clown, because I can do so many. I can of course sit on command and I can drop – as long as there is a treat involved. I am also a whiz at finding food. If someone drops something its like my 6th sense clicks in out of no where and I am there faster then you can say “dropped food.” And since I am a Jack Russel I have some ups like you wouldn’t believe! I can jump so high! Oh and I can also walk on my hind legs for a LONG time. My mama is always laughing at me because I do this in the kitchen quite often when I smell food! I could probably teach you how to do this as well, and then we could DANCE!

#22. Coco said: Oh, honey, I turn tricks like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, and I’m not talking about sitting on command. Despite my many oh-so-squeezable layers of love-handles, I’m a pro at finding the most comfortable sleep spots. I always sleep in bed, but I wait until my mom is asleep, and then I slowly inch my way up towards her pillow til I can rest my pretty head there, too. That’s really when I snore most soundly. I also defend all the hair I lovingly shed; whenever my mom breaks out that evil Swiffer, I charge and bark at the invader, valiantly trying to save the hair like I’m Davy Crockett protecting the Alamo. So in conclusion, Burger, my sweet little piece of man-meat, pick me!

#24. Lola said: Wow, tricks … let me think. Well, my parentals really like it when I “sit” on command, but I consider that “resting” more than “tricking.” I guess the thing that seems to attract the most attention is my fancy ball-handling skills. When someone throws my ball, I run and fetch it and drop it near them. If it gets stuck under the coffee table, I use my paws to swat at it until it rolls out (stupid coffee table). Then, if it’s not near enough for them to reach it easily, I nudge it artfully with my cute little nose, directly into their hand. Score! Just call me BowWow Beckham – or you know, just call me!

So there you have all of the lovely ladies who make me wanna sit, roll over, and give them my paw. And as for the other tricks I can do, I’m great at bug hunting (I have a patented neck-roll maneuver to cover more ground than using just a paw), hiding under anything like a stealth ninja (piles of laundry, a blanket on the couch, there’s no limit to my invisibility cloak), and sucking up crumbs faster than a Dyson. But unfortunately the time has come for me to announce the lucky four-leggers who will be moving on to the next round. Again, it was incredibly hard to eliminate any of you wonderful lovebirds and I hope that we meet again (maybe at the park or at a rest stop on vacation?). Mom read all the answers very carefully and evenly out loud and just waited to see which ones really got my motor running. I did what I could to pick pooches that seem the most compatible with little ol’ me- I promise! So without further ado, I present the 10 remaining ladies who make my little pooch heart do tricks in my chest:

• #1 Penny Pinscher
• #6. Bella
• #8. Gela
• #11. Stella
• #14. Juno
• #15. Nico
• #17. Snoopy
• #19. Seneca
• #22. Coco
• #24. Lola

And I’m spent. Whew, that was emotionally exhausting. Seriously, it’s no fun to lose any of you foxy ladies. Sniffle. But I guess I’m one step closer to finding my true soul mate. Any remaining favorites that you guys want to cheer on? Any ideas about what my next big question should be for these sexy little minxes? Do tell. And stay tuned for the next “episode” of the bachelor coming next week…

First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Doesn’t it just make your tail wag?

And it was no easy task to sift through all of them and tearfully eliminate over 75% of my potential online sweethearts to come up with the remaining semifinalists. Seriously, life is hard when you’re me.

I thank everyone for their entries and want you all to know that I carefully considered each and every submission (my parents read all the info aloud to me and carefully recorded which pups caught my ear/eye the most). But seriously, I wish I could date you all. Or at least smooch you all, Rock Of Love style…

But enough jibber jabber. Let’s get to the lovely ladies who stole my heart and have me itching to give them a bone (roses are so cliché):

1. First we have Penny Pinscher, a self described  “svelte little eleven pound piece of German tail.” She thinks I’m a sweet and beyond-handsome chihuahua that makes her heart sing Viva Mexico (in honor of my roots). Well played Penny. You had me at German tail.

2. Then we have Lucy. She’s a confident purebred who brags: “no questionable relatives here my dear” and who hates the rain (me too!). She even likes to chew on furniture (only antiques of course) which cracks me up. I love a feisty little girl dog with a sense of humor and long Farrah Fawcett hair. Me-ow. Or should I say grrr?

3. Next up is Babs. She makes me smile. Here’s an excerpt of her hee-larious letter: “You’re the most handsome gentlemandog I’ve ever seen… sigh… pant, paint. I’m cool with just laying around all day with you and eating (paws crossed). And my mom picked this photo so forgive me if the angle makes my thighs look huge… ugh!” Um, does she know she’s in a bag shaped like a bus that covers her lower body? Too funny.

4. Meet Milano the pretty papillon. She’s named after the cookie and I’m named after another edible delight so I think we’re a pretty good match. She also mentioned that she loves my blog and makes her mom check it every day (flattery will get you everywhere with me). She’s only a year and a half old but says that she likes older more mature dogs like me. I am pretty mature if I do say so myself.

5. Here’s Bailey. She’s super excited about this contest (she’s just 6 months old and has energy to spare). She was rescued from a shelter after she had been thrown out to freeze on the cold streets but luckily found a great family who give her lots of play time and love… so now she wants to send that love in my general direction. I accept.

6. Next we have Bella, who really stepped things up in the game department. She actually made me a card! With glitter! Check it out. I’m blushing. She’s a slender 6 pounds and is 6.5″ tall and 12″ long. Gotta love that hot-dog-esque dachshund physique (she might just be the hot dog to my hamburger). She says that although it’s hard to compete with so many other beautiful girls she hopes to be my snuggle buddy and even dreams of entering So You Think You Can Dance with me. Watch out Bruno, here we come.

7. Then there’s Lola, who says she “doesn’t usually come on so strong but just couldn’t resist those big eyes & short coat.” She doesn’t mind PDA (yessss) and even said I could run my paws through her hair anytime (double yessssss). Where do I sign?

8. Now we have a European beauty. Meet Gela, a beautiful mutt from Italy who is forced to share the house with two male cats. They are old and grumpy but she loves chasing them. She had a couple of boyfriends back in Italy (both big and small) but she assures me that now she only has eyes for me. And she ended her letter with “ciao mi amore” which sounds pretty darn romantic (my guess is that it translates to: eat my armoire).

9. Meet Ries, a 2 1/2 year old terrier-dachshund mix. Here’s her story: “My mom rescued me (my old owners were not very nice) and I’m still a little bit shy because of that, but I promise to be your little princess.” She currently holds a job as well, so she won’t be a freeloader (always a plus) – she’s responsible for “cleaning the dishes” each and every night. Now the question is whether she’ll share her duties with me…

10. Next we have Holiday, a petite cutie weighing in at 4 1/2 pounds. She was actually voted “Most Popular Pooch” in Orange County California and is an internationally famous print model (that’s the cover of a calendar that she recently graced). She also lives at the beach and says I can come stay with her anytime. Score!

11. Then there’s Stella, a fawn boxer who will be a year old next month. Everywhere she goes people tell her how pretty she is (good thing I’m not the jealous type). She’s a homebody who loves spending time with her parents and she likes to go on long walks and napping in a cozy spot. She actually looks a lot like my mom’s first pooch (who I never had the honor of meeting, but have heard many good things about) so there’s a soft spot in my heart for this younger yet bigger pup.

12. Here’s Birdie. She’s three years old and describes herself as: 50% black lab, 50% pit bull and 100% loveable. She’s 50 pounds but I’m pretty confident that I can handle her. And even though I’m a lot smaller than she is, she mentioned that she’d love to spoon me after a dinner of baby carrots and chunky peanut butter. If that’s not heaven I don’t know what is.

13. And we can’t forget Dolly. She wrote: “I’ve admired you from afar, but now I feel it’s time to make my move! I have a very feminine figure and weigh in at a slim and seductive five pounds. Now I have to tell you this before we go any further. I do have children… however I have no idea where they are (they were given away at the pound before my parent’s adopted me) so you won’t have to preform any fatherly duties. Whew, glad I got that off my huge and voluptuous chest!” Uh. Yes please.

14. Then there’s Juno. She’s a few years older than me but says that dating a cougar like her (ok, she’s really an Italian Greyhound) will give me instant social status. Good point. She also doesn’t like hunting bugs at all but would be happy to guard the perimeter of the yard while I do (this is a plus, it means I don’t have to share). She also makes a good point about how we’ll look together: “you need a pretty pooch like me to set off your handsome good looks- my elegant long lines will draw everyone’s eyes right to your efficient compact manliness.” This is true.

15. Meet Nico. She’s a two year old chihuahua who’s famous just like me, thanks to her mom’s amazing blog. And she’s an exotic little thing- since her mom is from Peru, Nico is bilingual, which is definitively a plus these days. She also mentions that she has never had a boyfriend before but thinks I could be the one. Yup, she’s the innocent one in the group. And I do love a girl I can take home to momma.

16. Next we have Daisy, who is of questionable breed. Her mom told her I started a blog of my own and she immediately went out and dug a hole to celebrate! Actually, she digs holes for no reason, it’s kinda her “thing.” Just like chasing bugs is mine. And she’s great at pulling clothing off so she would be able to strip me down if my parents put me in some ridiculous holiday sweater again. Niiiiice.

17. Next we have Snoopy the cute little beagle girl full of spunk, sass, and humor. She only gets loud when there’s a vacuum present so she’s hoping I’m the big strong man to protect her from that monster (little does she know I cower even when my mom whips out the Kurv). But she ended her letter on a strong note: “why settle for all those nickles when you can have a DIME! Pick me and you’ll never love another!!” Gotta love a pooch with confidence.

18. Here’s Daisy Mae, a 6-year old Yorkshire Terrier. She recognizes that she’s a few years older than me, but I’ve never been one to eliminate an older woman. Her favorite pastime is chasing squirrels and she requested that I “throw her a bone.” Done my darling Daisy Mae. Bon appetit.

19. Then there’s Seneca – a Jack Russell terrier who describes herself as “a pro at napping” and “bad to the bone.” She also watches HGTV and the DIY Network all the time and has a strong sense of style so she offered to decorate the doghouse if we really hit it off. Last but not least she let this slip: “not to brag, but I hear all the time what a great kisser I am – from my parents, of course, I’m not one of THOSE girls.” Sold.

20. And next there’s Jasmine, a self proclaimed “Jack Russel Terrorist.” Gotta love a girl with spunk. She likes to cuddle, can get pretty hyper and her favorite color is pink. Cute, huh? Who’s jealous of this guy (points at self with paws)?

21. Meet Villanelle. She’s a miniature long-haired dachshund who loves to nap in sunbeams. She also loves road trips and sneaking french fries just like yours truly. She also has 3.5″ legs, which sound pretty sexy to me. Plus she promises to compose an original poem for me. I deserve a poem don’t you think?

22. Next there’s Coco. Ever since her mom found my parents’ website she’s been smitten with my big brown eyes and large ears (you know what they say about men with big ears…). She loves when I eat french fries and try to take off my clothes (this video got her “all hot and bothered”). She considers herself the Kim Kardashian of pugs- full-figured and proud of it!

23. And then there’s Aubie. She wants to be the cheese to my burger and is a full bodied beagle (hubba hubba). Her parents call her the $3000 dog because they left her with a friend while they were out of town and she tore up the carpeting, molding, furniture, etc to the tune of 3K. Gotta love a dog who’s that thorough and hardworking (talk about dedication). She also lives on 38 acres of land with a creek, so visits there would be pretty sweet…

24. Then there’s the second Lola of the competition (who am I to discriminate?). And she’s all the way from Nova Scotia! Her mom likes to sew little outfits for her and dress her up in them (she goes along with it to humor her). I must admit that dress is really doing it for me. It’s emphasizing all the right places. She also likes rolling around in hot clothes fresh from the dryer which is one of my favorite activites right after bug hunting. This might be love.

So there you have all of the lovely ladies who make my little walnut-sized heart go pitter patter. Any favorites out there that you guys want to cheer on? Any ideas for what my next big question should be for these ladies to further eliminate pups and get closer to finding my true soul mate? Do tell. And stay tuned for the next “episode” of the bachelor coming next week…

First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. You know you like it.

Here are the rules. Just send me at least one photo of yourself (preferably female, although sometimes I sniff boy butts too) along with your name, your breed (mutts enthusiastically admitted), a few details about your personality, and a couple of reasons why you think we’d be a good match. I’ll reveal all the semi-finalists in a future post and each week I’ll eliminate one (a la Tyra Banks “there are ten beautiful pups standing before me, but I only have nine bones in my paw”) until we get down to one lucky lady who officially gets to be my girl.

So whaddya say? Do you girls dream of waking up to a face like this…

…or this…

… or this?

Let the fun begin…

Update: After receiving a barrage of poochy glamour shots, I’m sorry to say that I’m no longer accepting entries. It’s already nearly impossible to whittle this cute group of four-leggers down to semi-finalists! It’s hard work being so dang popular.

First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Don’t I clean up nice?