Burger The Bachelor
Burger The Bachelor: My Two Leading Ladies
Oh boo hoo. Yup, I’m getting all choked up again because I’m back to eliminate some foxy lady pooches and it’s harder than catching a squirrel (those buggers are fast). So to anyone who is eliminated this round (or in future rounds for that matter) please know that I still consider you to be my [...]
Burger The Bachelor: Woo Me Wednesday
Woe is me. Yup, I’m complaining again because I’m back to eliminate some pretty foxy lady pooches and it’s harder than resisting rogue popcorn. So to anyone who is eliminated this round (or in future rounds for that matter) please know that I still consider you to be my girl, and you can sniff my [...]
Burger The Bachelor: Chicks With Tricks
It’s so haaaard, to say gooooodbye. Yup, I’m singing the blues again because I’m back to whittle down my lovely lady pooches and it’s harder than catching my tail. I don’t like it one bit. So to anyone who is eliminated this round (or in future rounds for that matter) please know that I still [...]
Burger The Bachelor: Meet The Semifinalists
Well, I have to admit that even I was surprised when over 100 cutie pie lady pooches flooded my inbox within a few hours of asking for entries to my little online version of The Bachelor last week. And it was no easy task to sift through all of them and tearfully eliminate over 75% [...]
The Bachelor, Burger-Style
I’m playing the roll of the bachelor and picking some fine four-legged ladies to compete for my heart. Send me those photos girls!
