Everyone’s A Critic
- Date: about a year ago
- Location: the den
- I’m feeling: judgy
I will now critique The Beverly Hills Chihuahua for you (since I watched it intently a while back). Things I liked: dogs barking. Things I didn’t like: all that talking. What a waste of my time. Barking is so much more efficient. In fact I found the dialogue to be completely unnecessary.
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Woof woof. Bark grr bark bark. Ruff woof, Burger. -Hamlet
Apparently that translates from Boston Terrier speak as “I completely agree, Burger. -Hamlet”
Mystery Burger Theater 3000 anyone? Do you make critiques of the movies Burger?
We watch that movie a couple days ago. We enjoyed it, but sadly our dogs didn’t. One of them actually yawned and fell asleep towards the middle of the movie!
I love Burger! I have always wondered – where did you get your name, Burger? Did you look like a tiny little hamburger when you were a baby? Or do you just have a penchant for Big Macs?
Yes! I was only two pounds and when I curled up on the sofa I looked like a little hamburger. And the fact that my belly is spotty like a cow sealed the deal for my crazy mom and dad.
we liked that movie too but youre right it needed more doggie interaction and less people.
I love you, Burger. You’re always so pointed with your words. Have a wonderful day!