Archive for May, 2010
There’s Nothing Like Fresh Mulch
Date: a few weeks back Location: the back patio I’m feeling: earthy Fresh mulch is cool. Literally, I love sleeping in it on a hot summer day. Sweet mulchy relief.
What? Sometimes I Lick Things.
Date: a few months ago Location: the living room I’m feeling: licky Seriously, ever heard of instincts people? I have the need to lick things. And sometimes you think it’s funny and you may laugh at me but it’s part of my DNA. Just like butt sniffing and crumb hunting. So deal with it. Or [...]
Where’s Waldo, Er, Burger (Part Two)
Date: last summer Location: the backyard I’m feeling: determined Can you find me? That’s right, I’m the four-legger in the background sniffing around intently for bugs. I’ll find one. And when I do, I’ll show that bug who’s boss. Unless a squirrel comes along and distracts me. Which is a distinct possibility…
Where’s Waldo, Er, Burger?
Date: sometime around Christmas Location: the living room I’m feeling: sneaky Can you find me? I’m all ears.
In Your Face (Part Two)
Date: last summer Location: in the car on that same sweet road trip I’m feeling: satiated Look, I’m all about getting what I want. So if what I want happens to be at the bottom of the french fry container than I’m not above sticking my whole face in there to come out victorious. What [...]








