- Date: I lost track (I’m a dog, not a day planner)
- Location: a friend’s house
- I’m feeling: smug
Haha, my parents have to get up and I always get to sleep in. So while they’re off doing all those ridiculous morning rituals like taking a shower and getting dressed I get to catch some Zzzzs and think about how superior dogs are to humans. The comparison is really laughable.