I’m A Moody Guy

Is it me or could these photos totally be an album cover? I’m totally brooding. I’m no one trick chihuahua. I have dimension. I’m artsy. I like sitting in the dark and pondering the meaning of life. I’m pretty sure it’s bug hunting. Or Wheat Thins.

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I am a dedicated daily reader of Young House Love and Burger’s Blog so I have seen many adorable photos of YOU (Burger), however, these have got to be my favorite!!

Why thank you. I was beginning to do one of those “is this thing on?” comedian impressions since no one was commenting on my latest self portraits. Glad to know you’re enjoying my daily posing and posting!

Its because your pictures are just too cute for words!!! Hope you aren’t letting your parents pesky bathroom remodel interfere with your busy schedule!!!!! <3

Well, there IS a lot of banging going on but I usually get lots of love (and treats) afterwards. I love a good guilt trip. All I do is cock my head to the side while they’re banging and they’re suddenly all apologies and baby talk. I have them eating out of the palm of my paw…

Well, my mom doesn’t let me near the laptop every day (I tend to mark what I think is mine, should be mine, or just what is in my line of sight) or I would comment more. I think the first portrait is deserving of an album for sure…maybe AC/DC? Or are you more hip than that? Lady Gaga – or maybe it should be Smooth Jazz instead! Looking smooth as always Burger.

Good question. I fancy myself a male version of Lady Gaga. Very futuristic and “now.” Have you seen my stuffed animal outfit?

http://www.hamburgershouse.com/2009/12/im-an-animal/

It’s so Gaga.

Awww look at you basking in the sun while you take a little snooze! You look so cozy laying on that pillow Burger…now all you need to do is figure out how to pull down that sheepskin for a blanket!

So when do we find out who your leading lady is in the last episode of Burger the Bachelor? We’re cheering for Juno!

Hey Erica,

Later this week I’ll be revealing my leading lady! Such a hard decision. Hearts will be broken. Tears will be shed.

How is my honey darling puppy? I hope the parents are giving you lots of treats and love and sweet talk to make up for all the noisy banging and nasty dust in your house :} Perhaps a nice limo ride to a B&B….

Good idea. I totally deserve one…

Burger – I am completely perplexed. I’ve seen lots of photos of you on comfy blankets, decorative pillows…..

…but I can’t help but think….why haven’t you chewed those fancy things to bits yet?

I’m not allowed near nice things in my house because I shred them instantly. Throw pillows, blankets, even bed sheets are tasty. So were you always so respectful of the “nice” things in your home….or did your parents have to bribe you away with treats and bones like mine do?

- Ammo the Dachshund

Hey Ammo,

Well, when I was a puppy I would chew on anything and everything- even my parents hands and the bottom of their jeans as they walked. But then they took me to obedience classes where I learned to be rewarded for chewing on my toys and where I also learned that I would be discouraged (or redirected to something chew-able) whenever I chomped on something off-limits. It really only took a few classes for me to learn what’s mine to chew and what is strictly for cuddling. I do know some pups have a much harder time with this though, so I think really convincing your rents to encourage toy-chewing (with praise, attention, treats, happy clapping) and discourage/redirect all other bad chewing (offering up toys and praise and treats to get you away from blankets and pillows and showing you how much more fun it is to chew on “your” things) should hopefully work in the long run. Good luck little Ammo! You can do it!

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