Archive for December, 2009
My First Snow!
Date: about two years back Location: my grandma and grandpa’s house I’m feeling: brrrrrr This was my very first experience with snow! It barely ever snows in Richmond (only twice in all my years of living there) but in DC when we visit my grandparents sometimes I get to see the white stuff. And seeing [...]
Nice To Meet You
Date: two summers ago Location: the sunroom I’m feeling: cordial Why hello little dog. Nice to meet you. You sure are small, and you smell kind of like paper, but I respect you because I’m small and sometimes I smell funny too.
Naughty Christmas To You!
Date: quite recently Location: the den I’m feeling: just read my shirt What should I do to celebrate Christmas? Should I prance on top of a piece of wrapping paper while my parents are trying to use it to wrap presents? Should I bark at all the squirrels out the window (trying to take my [...]
Snug As A Bug In A Rug
Date: sometime during bug hunting season Location: the sunroom I’m feeling: predatory Step 1: notice bug in rug. Step 2: chew on bug in rug. Step 3: spit dead bug back out onto rug. Step 4: leave dead bug on rug for barefooted parents to step on while you sit nearby waiting for the fun [...]
Does This Picture Make My Butt Look Big?
Date: two summers ago Location: the sunroom I’m feeling: self-conscious Geez, talk about an unflattering angle. This photo makes my butt look like it deserves its own zip code. Mom and/or dad: in the future when I’m sitting in the sun with my friend Mr. Bunny, please do your best to better minimize my assets, [...]
Small Is The New Big
Date: when I was just a pup Location: the den (with my mom and my two cousins) I’m feeling: petite and proud of it Have you ever seen something so cute in your life? Look at me, I’m pint sized. But you know what they say, the best things come in small packages. Goodness gracious [...]
G’day Mate
Date: two summers ago Location: the sunroom I’m feeling: hoppy Is it just me or do I look exactly like a kangaroo in this photo? Everything about my body language screams marsupial and even my face is playing along. So what animals do you guys resemble? My parents say I also look like a deer, [...]
Baby Me
Date: back when I was a wee wittle guy Location: the den, before all the crazy reno I’m feeling: like a long, lean, stretching machine How cute was I when I was little? I mean come on, I melt my own heart. Is anyone else a fan of the all-four-legs-outstretched-and-straight technique? It feels pretty darn [...]
Save my people- er, my dogs!
When more than one of my adoring readers (I assume they’re adoring because they email me nice letters and suggest that my parents give me lots of treats) sent over emails about saving Chihuahuas in California, I had to spread the word! These guys and gals need a warm and loving home- and obviously Chihuahuas [...]
Burger The Bachelor: The Big Finale
Oh happy day! The time has come for me to announce my soul mate! After weeks of careful deliberation (aka: my mom reading every entry aloud to me and judging my level of excitement for each contender) I have finally selected my ultimate love muffin! And I’m ready to shout it from the rooftops. But [...]
