Burger The Bachelor: Woo Me Wednesday
Woe is me. Yup, I’m complaining again because I’m back to eliminate some pretty foxy lady pooches and it’s harder than resisting rogue popcorn. So to anyone who is eliminated this round (or in future rounds for that matter) please know that I still consider you to be my girl, and you can sniff my hindquarters anytime.
But on to this week’s question. I asked all of my lovelies to describe their dream date with me. Where would we go? What would we do? Here’s what my fabulous furry finalists had to say on the subject of wining and dining me.
#1. Penny Pinscher said:The day would start off with your mom and dad coming over (isn’t it a drag that they won’t give us driver’s licenses!?) then we’d take a walk and sniff every single blade of grass as we properly marked “our spots” and chase every squirrel and bug on the block! Our ‘rents would then take us to McDonald’s! Sure it isn’t “healthy” but we could share some fries and even a hamburger (by that I mean no disrespect, for you are delish my sweet Burger King…get it?! Ha!).
#6. Bella said: My perfect date would consist of fun, food, sun, rest, and of course you! I’m thinking a great hike or a trip to a park where we can chase bugs and squirrels. Our tummies would be growling after all those adventures so food would be a must. After that we could curl up in the sun. I’d LOVE to see the East Coast because you and your parents make it seem so fun, but anywhere with a warm beach would be perfect since we both love sunshine! It wouldn’t matter where, just as long as we could bask in the sun together all day. Talking about a date with you sure makes me giddy…
#8. Gela said: I would love to take you to my home town, Mineo Sicily. We could eat some fantastic Italian food, take in the view (Mineo is on top of a big hill) and best of all we could chase the local kitties. When it starts to get dark we can watch the sun set behind the volcano, all while giving each other puppy kisses.
#11. Stella said: I have to say that a dream trip for me would include running around with a basket of treats at the ready. Don’t you just love the sunshine on your face? I sure do. I imagine laying next to you on a soft blanket in the sun, near a lake or creek that we could sneak some sips of water from. All while I feed you some treats. How romantic! We have lots of places here in Atlanta that I’d take you to. Give me the chance Burger!
#14. Juno said: My dream vacation is close to home: the dog park. Getting to run around off-leash is my favorite thing, and it’s the only time I ever let my guard down and run like the wind. I would guard the perimeter while you hunted bugs- then when we got tired we could curl up in a corner together, or go check out the other dogs and get some quality butt-sniffing time!
#15. Nico said: For our dream date I would take you to my grandparents lake house. We can play in the woods behind their house and who knows we might even see some deer! We can also dip our little toes in the lake, it’s still pretty warm in Georgia during the day! After playing all day, we would stop for a quick bite to eat, my grandma usually makes me something homemade. Of course we would need to take a long nap to recharge our batteries. I love sleeping outside, especially when it’s sunny. As it starts to get darker, we can get the fireplace going and cuddle under some warm blankets!
#17. Snoopy said: Oh Burger I’m the happiest beagle alive! Thanks for picking me! For our dream date I’m going to have to say Tahiti. Mom and I were watching International House Hunters and saw that it has lots of bugs we can chase (picture us running after the critters, slow motion, on the beach, waves crashing). And I like to have no agenda on my vay-k, so we can take it ALL in. Of course, I would always consider your input! Good luck with your decision!! Hopefully one day we can take that dream trip together. Here’s to dreaming!
#19. Seneca said: I’d take you to the beautiful ski slopes out here in Colorado. We’d roll around in the snow (it’s so much fun and feels so good on my nose!!) and then snuggle by a big fireplace at a ski lodge and order two warm milks. Then we could see where things go… I have a sexy little sweater number that I’d wear. Ok, so it’s hard to admit that it’s sexy – I think I’m sexier in the buff without any of those annoying clothes on- but maybe one day you can see for yourself! (I can’t wink, but…*high five!*)
#22. Coco said: Oh, my sweet hamberguesa, I want a lifetime of sharing tacos with you and parading around without a stitch of embarrassing clothing on. Although I would love a date at the zoo! We’d start off at the bug exhibit so you can show me those alluring hunting skills of yours. Then we’d go to the elephant house because I think they’re cool (but also so I will look more petite in comparison- hey, even Kim Kardashian claims to be a size 2!). We’d also follow the littlest humans around (they drop A LOT of food and since I know you’re eco-conscious I’d happily scarf up their delicious litter with you). Then we’d dine at a churrascaria, sharing plate after plate of meat and pass out in a food coma on the couch together.
#24. Lola said: I’m SO SO SO excited to make your top ten! My mom keeps showing the site to everyone- it’s like I’m a celebrity! As for our date, first I’d beg your parentals to bring you up to Nova Scotia for a little seaside frolicking. Running around on the sand is super-fun, and I’d show you how to walk right out into the waves. We’d let our parents make a big scary bonfire and they’d use it to make yummy-yummy bacon & eggs for us to eat. After chasing driftwood and digging sand pits, we’d have a cozy nap together under a pile of sun-warmed beach towels. On the way home, we’d share a drippy ice cream cone (possibly a rescued one from the boardwalk- a little sand never hurt anyone). Mmmm!
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So there you have all of the lovely ladies who make me wanna travel the globe with them. Ah the life of a jet-setting hunk like me. But unfortunately the time has come for me to announce the lucky four-leggers who will be moving on to the next round. Again, it was incredibly hard to eliminate any of you wonderful lovebirds and I hope that we meet again (maybe at the dog park or at a highway truck stop?). Mom read all the answers very carefully and evenly out loud and just waited to see which ones really got my attention. And I did what I could to pick pooches that seem the most compatible with little ol’ me- I promise! So without further ado, I present the five remaining ladies who make me long to run away with them:
- #6. Bella
- #11. Stella
- #14. Juno
- #15. Nico
- #22. Coco
I need a nap! That never fails to be emotionally exhausting. Seriously, it’s no fun to lose any of you pretty pooches. Sniffle. But I guess I’m one step closer to finding my true soul mate. Any remaining favorites that you guys want to cheer on? Any ideas about what my next big question should be for these sexy little four-leggers? Do tell. And stay tuned for the next “episode” of the bachelor coming next week…
First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Doesn’t it just make the fur on the back of your neck stand on end?
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Comments
Awww :( can’t say I’m not tearing up over here that I’m no longer in the running, but I wish good luck to everyone that is left. I place my vote for Coco :)!
PS- Congrats on the new sibling that’s coming your way soon!
Bow-wow, Burger, I’m running in circles I’m so excited! Between this and the news you’re going to be a big brother (and if things keep working out for us, I might have a little human brother- or sister-in-law), I can’t imagine a better Wednesday morning…. unless bacon were involved.
Te amo,
Coco
Aww! I’m sad, but we can still be friends, though :) Congrats on your little sibling!
Oh Burger! I’m so sad I didn’t make it to the final five, but I’m wishing you luck making the next big decision. I think Nico is quite cute.
Wow Burger, what a big day! I find out you are going to be a big brother which is super exciting (I wrote a little note on your parents blog for you)! Then…I find out I get to be in the top 5. Thanks for picking me once again!
Kisses,
Bella