Be Afriad. Be Very Afraid.

My grammy is always giving me new toys and I show my appreciation by ripping them limb from limb. If you’re full of stuffing I will have you for lunch. Just saying.

Anyone else out there have an appetite for all things stuffed or squeaky? Do tell.

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ooh you look like a big bad dog in this pic Burger! I love to shred my toys to pieces too, spitting the stuffing out as I go. Sometimes I just take off the nose and pull all it’s guts out by there. Dad bought me this weird martian looking thing though and I haven’t torn it apart in about 4 mths…you never know…it may be real, is what I’m thinking. It’s hard being a big bad little dog, isn’t it?

Hi there Burger! I’m with ya. I just love to “kill” my new stuffed animal friends. Then I leave their filling laying around the house so as to show my manliness…and to let it be known that I will do the same to any other squeaky animals that might laying around. Yumm!

Pixie loves ripping apart her toys. I know it must be fun for her, but for us it’s annoying! We have to pick up fuzz all the time… and it’s expensive when she destroys her toys the first day. Any suggestions on strong toys?

Love the demon eyes!

Hey Lindsey,

My mom and dad like to fully destuff any toy that I rip into (so fluff isn’t everywhere) but then they give it back and I get to carry around the fabric “shell” and play with that for weeks and even months. Sure it’s fun when things are stuffed, but even when they’re not they’re still something to chomp on! And I’ve found that canvas material is harder to dig into than fluffy felt or furry fabric, it seems a bit more reinforced. Boo!

Whoa Burger!! Your mom and dad never mentioned that you moonlight as a watchdog!!

Oh yeah I’m lethal.

Hi Burger! We’ve never talked before, but I am an avid reader of your blog and just had to comment today. I am a killer of all things fluffy, as well. My parents even tried to get me the tough stuff toys made out of old fire hose, but I am an expert at finding seams and going to town. Sadly, my latest kill was my baby brother’s toy duck. I couldn’t help myself. My Mom nearly had a heart attack, though… it was one of those beanie toys, full of plastic bean deliciousness that I proceeded to spread throughout the second floor about two minutes before company was expected. I have great timing.

I’m really enjoying your blog (and my Mom is a huge fan of your parents’ blog, as well). Keep it up!

Love,
Bo-dog

Wow you do sound like you have excellent timing. Congrats on that kill!

Go Burger, Go Burger, Go Burger….

We are also complete spider-monkeys when it comes to ripping the stuffing out of stuff….it is what we live for!

Our mom just recently bought us a couple of new toys that are called “Unstuffables” and get this…they are just the animal shell with no stuffing. Who thinks up this stuff!

I’m a toy killing machine. For your viewing pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sS4hWUArQM

When I see squirrels, chipmunks or the wind just blows I get really upset and take it out on my toys. (Mom swears she’s not goading me on in the background)

Too cute!

Burger-
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Burger,
I also destroy toys as soon as I get them (isn’t that what they are made for?) My favorite recent kill wasn’t a toy at all, but a chair that matches Mom’s patio furniture. Ate the seat right out of it. There wasn’t even any stuffing involved so Mom had NO CLUE that would even interest me (he, he).
The only toy I haven’t destroyed is my Kong, I love my Kong, especially when it’d filled with peanut butter!

I too am a destroyer of fluffy toys – and I eat the stuffing, so Mom won’t buy them for me anymore :o{ I even managed to rip chunks out of a Kong ball within a few minutes. The only truly indestructible toys I regularly chomp and enjoy are from Planet Dog (only the 5 out of 5 chompers type can hold up to my powerful jaws of death). I’ve had some of the plastic golf balls since puppyhood (about five years ago) and they’re still in perfect condition – also on the smaller side for us petite but fierce types. Even my little sister, Piper, likes them. She’s a chewing beast too. We both like Nylabone Durables too and they keep our chompers shiny.

Those gleaming red eyes! So spooky Burger!

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