The Bachelor, Burger-Style
When one of my online pooch pals (you’re a doll, Dolly!) suggested that I host a fun little doggy dating game with me as the bait, I thought: online suitors? me in charge? let’s do it.
Here are the rules. Just send me at least one photo of yourself (preferably female, although sometimes I sniff boy butts too) along with your name, your breed (mutts enthusiastically admitted), a few details about your personality, and a couple of reasons why you think we’d be a good match. I’ll reveal all the semi-finalists in a future post and each week I’ll eliminate one (a la Tyra Banks “there are ten beautiful pups standing before me, but I only have nine bones in my paw”) until we get down to one lucky lady who officially gets to be my girl.
So whaddya say? Do you girls dream of waking up to a face like this…
…or this…
… or this?
Let the fun begin…
Update: After receiving a barrage of poochy glamour shots, I’m sorry to say that I’m no longer accepting entries. It’s already nearly impossible to whittle this cute group of four-leggers down to semi-finalists! It’s hard work being so dang popular.
First (slightly photoshopped picture) found here. Don’t I clean up nice?
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So sorry you’re not taking any more submissions. My friend’s crack-addled, redheaded, bi-polar miniature poodle Lucie would have been a great match.
Such a shame. She sounds like quite a catch. There will definitely be a season two so tell her to stop in again soon.
xo,
s